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The unflushable

So i just spent 30 minutes in the toilet battling with an unflushable.The bloody piece of shit just wouldnt go.It wasnt big or anything, was quite small actually, but the damn thing just stubbornly stayed there floating.It had finally emerged from the dark murky recesses of its birthplace and now that it had  glimpsed and felt the light and air of the glorious world, it was not in a hurry to go off to another dark murky dwelling place. It took 4 flushes for the little mofo to budge and i had to wait for the wc to fill up each time.It was an annoying waste of my time. Must have been the isi-ewu i ate yesterday, goats are believed to be stubborn creatures.



About thehedonisticnigerian

She's fond of Chocolates,Coffee,Books,Neosoul,Jazz,Art(visual&performing),Writing,Nigerian culture,natural hair, nutella and alcohol among other things. She seeks and finds pleasure in not so obvious places and likes to look people in the eyes till they look away.Her behaviour sometimes resembles that of a decadent roman noblewoman and sometimes,a Lagos tout.

2 responses to “The unflushable

  1. Ginger

    Oh dear. How did you find my blog?!! you are one irreverent blogger…. this is the 2nd blog I am coming across talking about poop today. Shows the kind of company i keep ;).

    next time you have a stubborn un, throw in a big wad of t roll to give it more volume then tsunami it to the public sewage. tried and tested.
    Sh*t can’t believe I am giving poop advice…being a lady and all. ok..exit!!
    thanks for visiting 🙂

  2. Thanks for the poop advice luv,the next unflushable stands no chance:))

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